My Geek Code

Geek Code Version:
	For a geek, I'm pretty cool.  I'm using a recent (version 2 or better)
	version of Robert Hayden's geek code!

Geek: GE
	I'm a geek of engineering.

Dress: -d+

	I wear the same clothes all the time, no matter the occasion,
	often forgetting to do laundry between wearings.

Hair: H

	It's just pretty normal hair.

Shape: s+:

	I'm a little taller than most.

	I'm as round as an average geek.

Glasses: g--

	I have colored contacts.

Pens: p?

	I can't find a writing utensil.

Automobile: !au

	I don't have a car.

Age: a--

	I'm between 10 and 19.

Weirdness: w+

	So? What's your problem with weird?

Verbage: v

	At least I speak in complete sentences.  Usually.

Computers: C++++

	I'll be the first in line to get the new cybernetic interface
	installed into my skull.

Unix: UL++++

    Linux:
	I am the sysadmin.  If you try and crack my machine, don't be
	surprised if the municipal works department gets an "accidental"
	computer-generated order to start a new landfill on your
	front lawn.

Perl: P+>++

	I know of perl.  I like perl.  I just haven't learned much
	perl, but it's on my agenda.

    ... but I'd like to be ...

	Perl is a powerful programming tool.  I don't write shell
	scripts anymore because I write them in Perl.

Linux: L++

	I use Linux almost exclusively on my system.  I monitor comp.
	os.linux.* and even answer questions some times.  I've aliased
	Linux FTP sites to make getting new software easier.

386bsd: 3-

	I have no desire to use 386bsd and frankly don't give a rats
	patootie about it.

Emacs: E---

	Emacs sucks! vi forever!!!

Usenet: N+++

	I read so many news groups that the next batch of news comes in
	before I finish reading the last batch, and I have to read for
	about 2 hours straight before I'm caught up on the morning news.
	Then there's the afternoon...

Kibo: K-

	I don't know who Kibo is.

Windows: !W

	I don't do Windows.  Got a problem with that?

Macintosh: M--

	Macs do more than suck.  They make a user stupid by allowing them
	to use the system without knowing what they are doing.  Mac weenies
	have lower IQs than the fuzz in my navel.

VMS: V--

	I would rather smash my head repeatedly into a brick wall than
	suffer the agony of working with VMS.  It's reminiscent of
	a dead and decaying pile of moose droppings.  Unix rules the
	universe.

Politics: -po+(---)

    I range from ...

	Don't label me you moron!  Both sides are equally fucked up!

    ... to ...

	No taxes through no government.

Cypherpunks: Y+

	I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality
	I am not really all that active or vocal.

Trek: t+

	It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good
	on television any more.

Babylon5: 5

	I've seen it, I am pretty indifferent to it.

Jeopardy: j+

	I watch Jeopardy regularly.

Roleplaying: R-

	Gosh, what an utter waste of time.

Magic: G?

	What the hell _IS_ Magic?

Television: tv

	I watch only the shows that are actually worth while.

Books: b+

	I enjoy reading, but don't get the time very often.

DOOM!: D

	I've played the game and I'm pretty indifferent.

Barney: B-

	Barney is annoying.

Education: e+

	Started a degree, plan to finish it some day.

Music: u---

	LISTEN!  I SAID TO PLAY IT LOUD!

Housing: h

	Friends come over to visit every once in a while to talk
	about Geek things.  There is a place for them to sit.

Friends: f+

	I have quite a few really close friends.  We get along great.
	They are all other geeks, though.

Relationships: r

	I date periodically.

Nutrition: n-

	Food?  I just grab something from the shelves with meat
	in it.

Sex[m]: y?

	It's none of your business what my sex life is like.