MiSTed: Conspiracy Nation

     MiSTed by Peter "Tick" Milan, Matthew "Badger" Rossi and the
voices in his head.

(SOL-Interior)
Gypsy, Crow and Tom are surrounding Mike, who is sitting in a
chair, a spotlight pointed in his face. He is sweating and looks
confused.

TOM: Admit it, Mike, you know the maniacal plots of Kevin Bacon
like I know the back of my useless hand! CONFESS!
GYPSY: I liked "Footloose."
CROW: AAARGH! She's breaking! Man, this is a bug hunt, man, a bug
hunt!
MIKE: Hey, all I said was that I thought Kevin was good in "She's
having a baby."
TOM: BLASPHEMER!
(Light begins to flash.)
CROW: Geezit, it's the Mads!

(DEEP 13)
DR. FORRESTER: Hello, my Tremor-sucking friends! Today you'll be
taking a little trip "Down the River Wild" in a strange and potent
brew of paranoia I like to call "Conspiracy Nation." Believe me,
the serialization does not distract from the agony in any way. Push
the button, Frank.
FRANK: What about "He said, She said?" That was pretty good...
(Dr. Forrester hits him over the head with an oar: Frank falls into
the button.)

(SOL)
MIKE: See, Kevin Bacon was in "A Few Good Men" with Tom Cruise and
Demi Moore, who was in"Indecent Proposal" with Woody Harrelson,
who was in "Natural Born Killers" which was written by Quentin
Tarrentino, who appears in "Sleep with me" with Eric Stoltz and Meg
Tilly, and Eric Stoltz was in "Some Kind of Wonderful" which was
directed by John Hughes, who also directed "She's Having a Baby",
starring KEVIN BACON!
CROW, GYPSY, TOM: AAAARGH! 
(Lights begin to flash)
ALL: WE'VE GOT POST SIGN!

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TOM: Another damn Gopher comes over as a guest and leaves a damn
post all over the rug.
MIKE: Watch the Language. Dave Van Domelen may be reading this. You
know how impressionable he is.

>Message-Id: <199409172300.QAA12946@naic.nasa.gov>
>Subject:     Conspiracy Nation -- Vol. 2 Num. 10      [Brian
>Redman]
CROW: Brother of Stu...he appeared for a panel in THE STAND.

>Apparently-To: mr.9767@acc.rwu.edu
MIKE: But I think we all know that's just a clever ruse.

>13 Sep 1994 23:24:12 GMT  alt.conspiracy
>Article 50469      Conspiracy Nation -- Vol. 2 Num. 10
TOM: What happened to Vol.1? The New World Order doesn't WANT you
to know! Join the John Birch society, and then you will know the
truth! Or at least a very convincing lie...

>bigxc@prairienet.org (Brian Redman)
>Lines 270
>University of Illinois at Urbana
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MIKE: You know, this humor is witty and urbana.
CROW: EEEHnt. Try again later.


>              Conspiracy Nation -- Vol. 2  Num. 10
>             ======================================
>                    ("Quid coniuratio est?")
TOM: In latin, "YOU AREN'T CLEARED TO READ THIS." 

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